An Agoraphobe Living in the Desert

Self conscious and annoying since ‘93

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:21:16 -0400

Self conscious and annoying since ‘93

midnightfitnesss: wantonforwontons: So my mom and I have been...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:07:12 -0400

wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

Did the money to go her or get divided among everyone?? Cuz i know they do that at those kinds of jobs

yeah but is anyone going to point out the fact that he can’t do simple addition like really that’s elementary education

Pro-choice: I think abortion is good.

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:46:36 -0400

Pro-choice: I think abortion is good.
Everyone else: That's great, I'm glad you have that opinion!
Vegan: I think killing any animal is wrong.
Everyone else: That's great, I'm glad you have that opinion!
Pro-gay marriage: I think marriage should be between any two people that love each other.
Everyone else: That's great, I'm glad you have that opinion!
Pro-life, non-vegan, anti-gay marriage: I think-
Everyone else: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH HOW DARE YOU HAVE AN OPINION OF YOUR OWN THAT CONTRADICTS MINE IN ANY WAY GO RETHINK YOUR LIFE AND KILL YOURSELF

memayy: The man who photobombed the most iconic photo in the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:05:30 -0400

memayy:

The man who photobombed the most iconic photo in the history of forever.

jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come...

Tue, 14 May 2013 05:21:59 -0400

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

thearchangeltrickster: the-absolute-funniest-posts: davidsreality: laughing-llama: Plot twist:...

Tue, 14 May 2013 05:20:02 -0400

thearchangeltrickster:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

davidsreality:

laughing-llama:

Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting

Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

I can’t tell if this is them being sarcastic assholes or not

LOOK. COLLEGE.

Mon, 13 May 2013 03:16:30 -0400

LOOK.

COLLEGE.

byrante: t1r3dofyourbullsh1t: there are reasons you don’t do...

Mon, 13 May 2013 03:12:22 -0400

byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet

epic-lee: WTF THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:33:53 -0400

epic-lee:

WTF THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

Why did I come, oh why did I come here? These humans all suck, I’d rather be home feeling...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:50:48 -0400

Why did I come, oh why did I come here?
These humans all suck, I’d rather be home feeling violent and lonely.

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach When your...

Fri, 10 May 2013 09:36:54 -0400

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good

When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts

When you’re singing alone on a golf course

my life

Fri, 10 May 2013 05:46:27 -0400

my life

the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that...

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:23:41 -0400

the-vashta-nerada:

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

you couldn’t wear your own clothing

So if I survive then I’ll see you tomorrow.

Wed, 08 May 2013 04:16:00 -0400

So if I survive then I’ll see you tomorrow.

togamivevo: in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released...

Mon, 06 May 2013 01:16:24 -0400

togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

might be a long shot, but do you know mollie hartmann? shes a freshman at baylor

Sun, 05 May 2013 22:43:43 -0400

Nay, I do not. I looked her up on the directory because I’m creepy and I probably don’t see her cause her major’s classes are in a building I typically don’t have classes in haha.

stunningpicture: My friend tries to photobomb panorama, instead...

Sun, 05 May 2013 22:41:39 -0400

stunningpicture:

My friend tries to photobomb panorama, instead panorama makes him a god

studying for finals in Kevin’s Korner

Sun, 05 May 2013 22:13:14 -0400

studying for finals in Kevin’s Korner

thewholockgames: dean-the-hug-monster: I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I...

Sun, 05 May 2013 14:26:01 -0400

thewholockgames:

dean-the-hug-monster:

I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfriend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.

He lives 10 miles away.

He ran.

MARRY HIM

your boyfriend is usain bolt?

miljathefailcat: solluxforpresident: karkatforpresident: Someone bumped into my chair and I said...

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:37:40 -0400

miljathefailcat:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

Someone bumped into my chair and I said absolutely nothing about it.