Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting
Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle.
I can’t tell if this is them being sarcastic assholes or not
Why did I come, oh why did I come here?
These humans all suck, I’d rather be home feeling violent and lonely.
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
So if I survive then I’ll see you tomorrow.