COME WITH ME TO ADVENTURELAND
- Pro-choice: I think abortion is good.
- Everyone else: That's great, I'm glad you have that opinion!
- Vegan: I think killing any animal is wrong.
- Everyone else: That's great, I'm glad you have that opinion!
- Pro-gay marriage: I think marriage should be between any two people that love each other.
- Everyone else: That's great, I'm glad you have that opinion!
- Pro-life, non-vegan, anti-gay marriage: I think-
- Everyone else: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH HOW DARE YOU HAVE AN OPINION OF YOUR OWN THAT CONTRADICTS MINE IN ANY WAY GO RETHINK YOUR LIFE AND KILL YOURSELF
The man who photobombed the most iconic photo in the history of forever.
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When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
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Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting
Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle.
I can’t tell if this is them being sarcastic assholes or not
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there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake
This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet
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Why did I come, oh why did I come here?
These humans all suck, I’d rather be home feeling violent and lonely.
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
(Source: spazztastic-muffin, via carpethisdiem)
my life
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
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So if I survive then I’ll see you tomorrow.
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
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carpethisdiem asked:
might be a long shot, but do you know mollie hartmann? shes a freshman at baylorNay, I do not. I looked her up on the directory because I’m creepy and I probably don’t see her cause her major’s classes are in a building I typically don’t have classes in haha.
My friend tries to photobomb panorama, instead panorama makes him a god
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