angels-of-porn:

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

Why do I live here 
spliffsworld420:


letmefeelyoushine:

sagansense:

“The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.” •Carl Sagan

This is one of those images that just makes you go, “woah.”

I’m just gonna stare at this forever.
"where the hell is my package that i ordered four weeks ago"

~me, this entire semester at sporadic intervals

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

and i am neither

(Source: brotherblaze)

dajo42:

all the harry potter books from hagrid’s perspective

  • rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this dragon
  • rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this spider
  • rubeus hagrid and i hope i don’t kill one of my students
  • rubeus hagrid and holy shit legal dragons
  • rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about my brother
  • rubeus hagrid and oh god aragog why
  • rubeus hagrid and harry no 

(Source: dajo42)

tastefullyoffensive:

[theawkwardyeti]

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

theclearlydope:

Well done.
[via]
batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

  • unoriginal idea
  • 11 year old with an iPhone
  • impressive sports play that you’ve already seen on four other accounts
  • that same sports play but now with flashy graphics and/or set to a different song remix
  • something containing “bruh”
  • really annoying white girl trying to be funny
  • stupid prankster who doesn’t give a shit about other people
  • that smiling swedish guy
  • some popular viner selling out with a painfully obvious app sponsorship
  • something containing “bruh”
  • completely overrated viner that panders to the lowest common denominator
  • an ironic usage of the hashtag “relatable”

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